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owner of bronx forums


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I likes to eat porridge
by Suprflyz March 19, 2003
 
9.
Pussy, vagina
yo man i saw dat nigga eat his girls porridge

guy 1, "what do you like to eat for breakfast?"
guy 2, "i usually have a nice helping of warm porridge"
guy 1, "me 2"
by benny d from NYC December 02, 2009
 
10.
Yucky crap. Blegh. Oatmeal, however... =)
J: Eat porridge!
K: *dies*
by Rath Illuser September 09, 2004
 
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Bastardisation of BOTHERED?
When you cant be bothered with somthing, or you dont give a shit.
<Dumbkid1> I got promoted to shelf stacker at tesco!!!11111
<me> PORRIDGE?
or:

<idiot>Wow! this version of the star trek box set has audio commentry by spock!
<me>....Do you actually think I give a porridge?
by kut_kraz February 02, 2005
 
12.
To bide your time for revenge.

Just a as oats sets when cooled and is easier to eat, so is a clmly and long calculated vengence with no recorse.
Common proverb "porridge is best served cold"

"Dakota waited three years to venge his fathers death, it was porridge"

"Porridge! i tell ya, porridge!. Dont do it now, wait for it, you want it to be sweeter dont you?, the crab can wait"
by LittleJonny April 04, 2004
 
13.
a great deal of money, not the change in your pocket, but a big wad.
Drinks are on me, i gots the porridge.

She just digs my porridge.
by Percy Reno November 19, 2004