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13.
a great deal of money, not the change in your pocket, but a big wad.
Drinks are on me, i gots the porridge.

She just digs my porridge.
by Percy Reno November 19, 2004
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1.
To serve time in prison.
He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.
by Wise Man October 02, 2003
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2.
A mushy substance made by boiling corn flour, oats, or other grain food. Usually eaten as a breakfast product.
Porridge tastes better than corn grits.
by AYB March 19, 2003
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3.
When something is just right.
"How was your steak last night?"
"it was porridge"

"how was that girl last night?"
"she was porridge"
by thatkidfromlondon September 09, 2012
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4.
british slang for doing time in prison
do your porridge and don't try to screw the system
by jakethejaffacake July 30, 2011
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5.
Denotes any item or idea that is "just right." References Goldilocks and the Three Bears, as in "Not too hot, not too cold, but just right."
"How does that shirt fit?"

"It's porridge, man, totally porridge."
by the business of slang December 02, 2013
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6.
Porridge can mean good or bad but mostly good.
- " you look really porridge today"
by xxxxHannahxxxx March 10, 2009
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7.
used to describe a womans pussy when full of cum. normally used in relation to group sex, by males.
I want her first because I hate stirring the porridge.
by aus_nomad February 01, 2007
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