Bastardisation of BOTHERED?
When you cant be bothered with somthing, or you dont give a shit.
<Dumbkid1> I got promoted to shelf stacker at tesco!!!11111

<idiot>Wow! this version of the star trek box set has audio commentry by spock!
<me>....Do you actually think I give a porridge?
by kut_kraz February 02, 2005
Top Definition
To serve time in prison.
He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.
by Wise Man October 02, 2003
A mushy substance made by boiling corn flour, oats, or other grain food. Usually eaten as a breakfast product.
Porridge tastes better than corn grits.
by AYB March 19, 2003
british slang for doing time in prison
do your porridge and don't try to screw the system
by jakethejaffacake July 30, 2011
When something is just right.
"How was your steak last night?"
"it was porridge"

"how was that girl last night?"
"she was porridge"
by thatkidfromlondon September 09, 2012
Denotes any item or idea that is "just right." References Goldilocks and the Three Bears, as in "Not too hot, not too cold, but just right."
"How does that shirt fit?"

"It's porridge, man, totally porridge."
by the business of slang December 02, 2013
Porridge can mean good or bad but mostly good.
- " you look really porridge today"
by xxxxHannahxxxx March 10, 2009
used to describe a womans pussy when full of cum. normally used in relation to group sex, by males.
I want her first because I hate stirring the porridge.
by aus_nomad February 01, 2007

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