poorusing
The act of finding information, answering correspondence and or playing games whilst sitting on the toilet.
poorusing by SmoggyVandle July 29, 2017
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Priusing
Any driver who becomes oblivious to others (in all senses), and oblivious to other externalities such as speed limits, lane drifting, oncoming traffic, pedestrians, bicyclists, traffic signals, parallel parking, parking within the lines in a parking lot, backing up, and most often four-way intersection.
Priusing is often the result of a misguided sense of what is right and good for the world.
The driver brought to the point of Priusing has typically led a life of floundering hope and preaching convenient yet incomplete concepts of ancient teachings. They can often be seen basking in their own self glory, to busy to realized their impact on others.
A driver that is in the act of Priusing would never realize they were hindering the mobility needs of other drivers. For example, a person Priusing would drive noticeably slower in the fast lane on the freeways. If confronted with that fact, they would curiously deny that act and say something like, whats the hurry anyway? Priusing is further illustrated by an astonishing lack of understanding of how labor intensive the very progress that the Priusing driver condemns, yet enjoys. These driver are most often found driving a Prius and are routinely poorly dressed.
Priusing is often the result of a misguided sense of what is right and good for the world.
The driver brought to the point of Priusing has typically led a life of floundering hope and preaching convenient yet incomplete concepts of ancient teachings. They can often be seen basking in their own self glory, to busy to realized their impact on others.
A driver that is in the act of Priusing would never realize they were hindering the mobility needs of other drivers. For example, a person Priusing would drive noticeably slower in the fast lane on the freeways. If confronted with that fact, they would curiously deny that act and say something like, whats the hurry anyway? Priusing is further illustrated by an astonishing lack of understanding of how labor intensive the very progress that the Priusing driver condemns, yet enjoys. These driver are most often found driving a Prius and are routinely poorly dressed.
Why are we going so slow?
The guy up ahead is totally Priusing.
Why did two cars go throught the four-way intersection?
That driver was Priusing.
The guy up ahead is totally Priusing.
Why did two cars go throught the four-way intersection?
That driver was Priusing.
Priusing by Stinky Observer June 10, 2013
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polmusing
to secretly be vigilant over someone to obtain information about them because of their insecurity of them
"He was polmusing him because he feared for his daughter."
"Hey stop reading my comments and polmusing me!"
"Hey stop reading my comments and polmusing me!"
polmusing by renmar jesse July 17, 2006
pornposing
- Damn I was supposed to send those 3 applications today...
- How come you didn't?
- I thought I'd first check out for any new vids on bookkake*.
- You do that all the time. You should stop pornposing your work.
*fetish site for paper lovers
- How come you didn't?
- I thought I'd first check out for any new vids on bookkake*.
- You do that all the time. You should stop pornposing your work.
*fetish site for paper lovers
pornposing by lessloud June 14, 2010
Porping
When a person, usually of degenerate status, takes a walk by themselves at night and returns with injuries or ripped clothing without an explanation due to being intoxicated or otherwise incapacitated
"Hey, Anthony where's Kyle?"
"Oh they just found him Porping down the street. His pants were all ripped and he doesn't know why."
"Oh they just found him Porping down the street. His pants were all ripped and he doesn't know why."
Porping by J. Manziel June 26, 2016