2. Texting while simultaneously unkin' and acting like a porpoise (The 'por' in 'porpoinckstin' meaning porpoise in the prefix of the word.)
3. Acting in a meditational state used by Unkists ,followers of Unkism, which is the religion that consists of unkin'; in which Unkist's reach a completely peaceful state that completes their inner unkitude.
2. "Dude, Doug was just texting meaningless texts to Alex while making porpoise sounds!"
"It sounds to me like Doug is porpoinckstin'."
3. "It looks like that Unkist over there is having an out-of-body experience. He's probably in a porpoinckstin' state right now."