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A porph is the sound a fart makes in a bathtub.
Dude! Did you hear that? I was just taking a bath & I farted and it went "porph"!
by boark August 04, 2009
 
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a person that is in a way different from everybody else
The porph did not go with the crowd.
by Yoo Kee Mit February 20, 2007