Pootunity 

(poo·tu·ni·ty) that time of day when your body allows itself to relax and go poo. It is often missed for various reasons causing bloating and moodiness. Some individuals are lucky to have multiple pootunities within a 24-hour period. Others are limited to only one every few days.

I missed my pootunity this morning.

Pootunity by HeathDT August 16, 2015

faux-portunity 

It's presented kinda like an opportunity, but there's always a catch, which is usually a demand for something you're not really comfortable doing, which would usually require great effort and commitment on your part, and would really only serve to make the other person look good (and probably momentarily at that). Oh, and you can't get the opportunity part unless you agree to the catch, so it's basically a hustle. Usually a faux-portunity is followed by a hyped-up promise that can never be delivered. In other words, it's a complete waste of your time.

I thought he was offering me the real deal, but it was just a faux-portunity.

faux-portunity by rockstarawesome June 10, 2009

Pertunity 

a very good that's what she said joke

- dude, how was the test?
--oh mann, it was soo hard.

- that's what she said.
--well that was a pertunity

or

--man you missed the best pertunity the other day. we were taking a french test and the teacher said "lets do the oral part first" thats what she saiid.

Pertunity by thatswhatshesaid.duh. November 2, 2009

ska-pportunity

a phrase invented by a man living in Whittier California that refers to opportunity seen by an individual to change a song into a ska cover.

As I listen to this song, I envision a ska-pportunity.

ska-pportunity by AngelMalo07 June 28, 2009

Pornginity

Similar to virginity, however it is the act of watching porn for the first time as opposed to having sex for the first time.

Person 1: Have you ever watched porn?
Person 2: No, I still have my pornginity.

Pornginity by Lucario603 March 3, 2016

Pornatunity 

approx. 10 seconds after all residents (save you) have left the house where you've already locked the door, started the computer, and have your pants off.

Man: your parents are taking me home, ill see you later.
Man2: Later! *Pornatunityyy*

Pornatunity by Cra-Kra-CKra August 5, 2011

pornfanity

profanity on internet web blogs. ignorant cussing of someone who nothing intelligent To say.

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pornfanity by EnterNot August 20, 2008