A woman who appears in a porn video or image who is a bleach blonde, or has fake boobs (especially comically large fake boobs), or is wearing gobs of blue eyeshadow and other gunk on their face. They tend to be older actresses, and generally look like they are just going through the motions for about the thousandth time.
Oh no, Jed! This porno you bought is filled with nothing but fugly old pornowhores.
by taran July 03, 2004