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1) educational programming recommended junior high students who need to see how its done

2) a collection of dvd's stored in your dad's closet marked 'baby pictures'
1) Emily and Jack ate carrots as they watched pornography.
2) Yes.. this is a boring box of baby pictures.. please do not open this box..
by jimmy huynh March 02, 2003
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Any material which becomes, right after masturbating, not at all interesting.
The newest addition to my voluminous collection of pornography is the 1983 classic "Granny Trannies."
by Hlex April 12, 2006
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95% of the websites on the internet.
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by teh best evar January 12, 2004
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The reason why the family computer is always slow, Look in the job application folder in "dad's work stuff's"n you'll find alot of it.
<job application folder>

**Cindy12
**sexysarah
**cheeckychild



....etc.
by bing February 20, 2005
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(1) Sexier than sex itself.
(2) Sexuality that is simulated, airbrushed, packaged and commoditized.
"At the heart of pornography is sexuality haunted by its own disappearance.” Jean Baudrillard
by DMNY July 07, 2006
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Explicit descriptions, picture, and/or video of sexual acts. Some people may consider it offensive, but many consider it to be a useful tool for masturbation.
When I went to Peoplefuckingeachother.com I saw some pornography.
by phi April 25, 2004
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-The world's most popular past time.
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