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the perfect career move for Brittney Spears
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Possibly the best thing in the world.
Three cheers for porno, hiphip hooray, hiphip hooray, hiphip OH shit my mom just found my collection.
by Nik The Prick May 17, 2003
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the reason as to why we had to reformat my computer and change my email address 12 times over the last week.
i accidentally downloaded 3 viruses onto my computer whilst searching for bizarre german porno.
by decepti_kun December 18, 2005
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The closest I'll ever get to being with a woman
You're so porno
by dan May 08, 2003
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Porno is the relaxing pics of naked chicks and babes that you look at while masturbating
"I looked at the porno in the magazine and when asked i said:"What i like to read the articles!!!""
by Douchebag February 07, 2003
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"Damn, can't find any good lasbo porno on the web!"
by Shaggman November 01, 2003
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The greatest thing in the world next to ice cream and barbecue. Looked down on by many people but those people are, you know, whatever.
Every good American should prove their worth by watching and making a porno.
by exptruth09 August 30, 2011
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