| 15. | Pearlie | ||
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A "Pearlie" is a fanclub member of Miss Pearl Necklace, a minor celeb on yahoo. The Pearlies gathered in the chat room to watch the nude belly dance of thier beloved Miss Pearl Necklace.
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| 16. | PCD | ||
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1. Acronym for "porn CD"
2. Acronym for the slutty female music group "PussyCat Dolls" 1. "OMG dude, my mom was looking through my room and found my PCD! It was an expensive one too..."
2. "Hot dayum! No wonder our children today are so slutty. Damn PCD. PSH, no I don't wish my girlfriend was hot like you!" |
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| 17. | masturbatorium | ||
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An entire room whose sole purpose is for masturbation. This room may include porno, hand lotion and kleenex, as well as maybe a magazine stand (so you can use both hands, or switch off if need be). A wooden chair and some candles may also be present. "That little room under the stairs with the sign on it that says 'Jack Shack'? That's just the masturbatorium."
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| 18. | Baroogla | ||
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A slang term commonly used in the suburbs of Boca Raton. It usually means some sort of porn. "Hey dude, I found some baroogla in my room last night. It's so fucking good."
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| 19. | Tower Bridging | ||
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A rare but enjoyable activity that requires three; normally one female and two males. The lady enjoys the company of the men sexually, by fellating one whilst fornicating with the other; the familiar twos-up porno film routine. At the point of climax for the gentlemen, they give each other a double high five over the unaware lady's back, like Tower Bridge when a masted ship enters port - the seamen are reaching the dock. Mutual climaxing and a foghorn sound is optional. Jacques and Bob had met her in the club, and had gone back to the Travelodge together. With only one Durex, Jordan suggested a threesome - one in the south, one in the mouth. The boys enthusiastically agreed and pumped away until, paaaaaaaaarrrpp, they found themselves Tower Bridging. Only the sound of hands clapping and skin slapping filled the slightly shabby room and they both felt a little bit emptier. Apart from Jordan who was a little bit fuller.
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| 20. | College Files | ||
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College Files is the code word for porn, to be used when speaking to a friend about porn, but someone else is in the room and you don't wish for them to know what you are talking about. Hey Steven, I just got some new College Files!
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| 21. | literotica | ||
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written porn that you can masturbate to. ok... ots obvious that you looked this word up just to find something to jack off to, so this is my best shot. ;) This is my best shot at literotica
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I was home alone and incredibly horny. All I wanted was to be fucked, and hard. I tightened and relaxed my pussy lips… longing for a big hard cock to fill me up but my boyfriend was out playing basketball with his friends and I couldn’t get my mind off of cock. I decided to do something that I hadn’t done for a while: masturbate the fuck out of my swollen clit. Oh god, I remember the days of getting all sexy and fucking myself into a trembling orgasm. I knew that nobody would be home for a while so I stripped down into my lacy thong and leather corset. I found a wooden spoon in the kitchen and thought that I would do something that I had never done before. I was home alone and horny as fuck, so my pussy started to feel tight at just the thought of what I could do with the spoon. I layed down on my back in the middle of the living room’s soft white carpet and slowly slipped of my panties. My legs got Goosebumps as the soft lace kissed my skin. I grabbed the wooden spoon and slapped it into my right tit until it began to tingle. Fuck yeah! It felt so good. Then I slapped the spoon into my left titty. My nipples pulsed and were hard enough to see through my leather corset. By now my pussy was wet. I spread my legs wide apart and then began tapping my clit with the spoon. My pussy juice was getting absorbed into the wood. I took the spoon and licked off all of the liquid that I could taste and went back for more. Harder, Harder, HAR... |
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