Top Definition
Bite-sized sample of pornographic material, be it digital or otherwise, which Minecraft diehard neckbeards subsist on during tunnelling expeditions from their mothers' basements
Neckbeard 1: Aw man, my foam pickaxe from the Minecraft store is almost broken, but I can't make it back to base(ment) with just these three pornchops.

Neckbeard 2: Don't sweat, here. *throws a stack of pornchops*

Neckbeard 1: Ah, thanks man. *scrambles awkwardly back to base(ment) while having a fap attack*
by JLeog September 14, 2011

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