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used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at pornographic websites<p>background: uh.....
I almost got busted by my boss at work for looking at porn. I had to turn off my computer off because I got swept off in a fucking pornado!
by devon April 08, 2004
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A tornado of porn adds that bombards your system after viewing pornography or being lured into an enticing 'Grand Prize Winner' add.
Dude! Yesterday I was on myspace and there was this little window that said I won a car. So I clicked on it and totally got swept into a pornado, and then my mom came in!!

It so blew major chunks...
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suddenly receiving an excessive amount of unsolicited pornographic spam email that when you try to delete opens a ton more porn sites
A pornado hit me as my wife was walking by my computer.
by Quilll January 25, 2010
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A e-mail declaring a fake prize that actually triggers a massive amount of child porn pop-ups that only get worse as you try to stop it.
I opened an e-mail labelled "Free Trip To Hawaii" when a pornado took over my PC.
by Rida May 29, 2006
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Clicking a website link and having pop ups for porn sites start to flow like a storm!
Wow! My computer just got hit with a pornado
by Markhal April 10, 2014
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When one searches the internet for porn to the point where a virus is acquired and the said virus then proceeds to spam your computer with popups that are nearly impossible to get rid of.
"Yesterday when I turned my computer on I got hit by a catastrophic pornado"

Or

"That was an F5 pornado!"
by FluffyRR November 20, 2008
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When you are searching throw porn and start clicking links and end up falling to something completely random.
Holy Fuck dude. Was looking for mold porn but a pornado got me and I was swept away to dwarves. Wired gap ever.
by Serum76 April 21, 2016
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