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2.
Vertically-challenged skin artiste.
Fuck me that bird is short, bet she's a porn dwarf in her spare time
by European Bob May 01, 2003
 
1.
A small person who's only way to get sex would be to star in midget porn.
Where's that porn dwarf Lance gone now...
by The Scotsman September 21, 2005