The dive (or lunge) that one makes to shut off the television/computer when caught masturbating to porn.
The act of a porn dive may or may not be accompanied by a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOO!"
The act of a porn dive may or may not be accompanied by a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOO!"
"Dude, last night I had to do this porn dive to make sure my parents didn't see my porn when they barged in my room."
by MaestroWalrus December 23, 2008