Remember kids, the pope see's you.
The pope is watching you
by Mike T.K. February 16, 2005
West Virginia speak for heavy rain
Bob (Walking in soaking wet)

Ken: What's it doing, raining?

Bob: Raining? Hell no it's really porn
by Psycho Brutus February 20, 2012
the coolest thing that gives you satasfaction and works out your arm at the same time.
vibration sound in the background. porn

mom. why is your door locked honey.
what are you doing

girl.umm nothing mom just give me a minute
by grad slam 69 May 12, 2010
the mysterious energy that makes your hands really attracted to your crotch area
Turn off that porn so i can get back to work!
by natataeako March 23, 2009
God's gift to the world.
and God said, "Let there be happiness", and there was porn
by J_E_S_U_S July 10, 2008
Unrealistic expectation of the sexual world. Many people who watch porn expect the same experience to happen to them when they get involved in sexual activities and when their expectations aren't fulfilled they either feel that they are doing something wrong or that their partner is pathetic at sex.
Why can't my girlfriend squirt? All the girls in porn videos can.
Why isn't my boyfriend enjoying sex? Is it because i'm not as sexy as the girls in porn videos?
Why isn't my girlfriend moaning as loud as the girls in porn videos? Am I doing something wrong?
by real things are better October 24, 2013
Pron is the reason your computer crashed last night.
Kid: Mom my computer won't work!
Mom: What happened?
Kid: Idk?
Mom: Well then figure it out.
Kid: Never mind I know what happened.
Kid(Whispering to self): All that porn I had on there.
by Sex Master of 2012 June 01, 2010

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