the reason the internet was invented
person 1:dude how many porn sites are ther

person 2:About 238,000,000

person 1:sweet dude,big breasted woman here i come
by mannny540 July 10, 2008
Porn is a conspiracy created by the Viagra company, they know to much porn can make women around men inferior. This makes men end up needing Viagra just to get aroused. I know what I'm talking about, I use to get aroused by girls all the time, now I'm addicted to Viagra. The best thing to do is to stop watching porn and masturbating altogether otherwise you'll turn into a Viagra head.
It's been revealed that porn addicts who need Viagra will face stiff penalties.
by trying_harder December 02, 2008
something girls hate because their boyfriends look at it.
I would shoot my boyfriend if he looked at porn
by the_truth_comes_out October 03, 2008
The source of all fuckin viruses and pests!
Computer bugs/virus, hIV virus, herpes, crabs.....
HornyRobert: SHIT! porn ruined my life! Gotta buy a new pc! THE CPU's fucked by viruses and the monitor's fucked by my cumshot...

PussyJames: FUCk! Coz of porn, I became horny... hooked up some dirty Prostitute.... I'm now Infected by STD's and WTF?! I saw a bunch of Crabs having orgy in my pubic hair!
by a.mends June 02, 2007
the greatest thing since man was put on earth
man i sure do like some hardcore porn before dinner
by dan June 21, 2003
Ooooooh and ahhhhhhs, moans and grunts, acts and movie plots, etc..
"Here comes Mr. Paint Man, at the door and ready to be f-u-c-k-e-d-!"
by Kermit the Frog April 24, 2003
Any form of media you completely lose interest in after masturbation.
That porn may seem nice now, but just wait fifteen minutes
by kwyjibo730 August 18, 2005
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