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Man did you see the porn we watched with Ricky last night man it was Tits GALORE!
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A picture, video, or story that contains sexual activity.

Second most beautiful thing in the universe (aside from actual sex).

Used to satisfy horny shitheads who can't get any.
John greeted his crush school with a box of chocolates and flowers. Kate kissed him, because she's been in love with him since she laid eyes on him. They leaned against the wall and made out and joy started groping her. She sighed and he knew he could get some. He led her behind the bleachers and kissed her madly. He ripped off her flannel shirt and she ripped his apart. Kate kissed his abs and unbuttoned his jeans and slipped off his boxers. She have him an amazing blow job and he cummed a over her and she swallowed every last bit. A little got on her boobs but he licked it right off. Then he got her out of her pants and slipped a finger in her. She smiled and demanded he eat her out. He obliged, and then kissed her to put all her cum in her mouth, because he hated it. She smiled. She layed down and told him to fuck her right there right now or she would tell the whole school he's a virgin. John got in her and rode her till the school bell rang. The basketball team came in and Kate, being the slut she is, let every last one of them get a turn on her.

I hope this porn made you horny or satisfied you I know writing this made me horny as fuck.
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Something everyone watches but are embarrassed to say that they do.
Man 1: Do you watch porn?
Man 2: err... no... Why would I want to?
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The thing for losers who can't get a girlfriend.
Bob: "I watch porn"
Steve: "you are a loser"
by a_unknown_person February 12, 2013
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A magazine or video of adults having sex or any kind of sexual pleasures.
I walked in on my son watching porn.
by Monk.D.Luffy September 06, 2015
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Think thing you look up when your patents tell you to go to bed.
Usually look up anime sex. Gets you hot by your lower privates. Includes touching yourself. Get you horny. Watching porn can do that.
by I can spell sexual things March 22, 2014
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A word that means cool,rad,sexy.
That dress is so porn.
by Deep blue 2012 May 12, 2010
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