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106.
Something people watch for sexual sensations and because they can't get a mate of their own.
Unmarried man: Hey did you watch any porn last night??

Married man: Why the hell would I?! Porn is for people like you who can't get a girlfriend!

Unmarried man: . . .
by phantomisle April 09, 2010
 
107.
The reason you got a computer in the first place.
Lee: Hey Tim, look at these twins I've found! This porn thing keeps getting better.
Tim: Ohh my God, I've got to get a computer.
by Ason McG June 27, 2010
 
108.
a sex video
sex video, of porn
by jhfdshgjkhfdlghf February 09, 2009
 
109.
Pictures and or videos of sex. Like a picture of a girl sucking a dudes dick.
I love looking at porn,it is so fucking sexy.
by cdscsvsdvsd July 25, 2012
 
110.
The one thing that makes life worth living, along with sex, drugs, alcohol, and entertainment. Finding the porn that you prefer is like trying to choose a favorite fine wine, there is the hardcore porn with penetration usually, and softcore porn with usually stripping, and sometimes even educational. The location where one usually jacks off after watching porn is the bathroom. There is also homosexual porn, which is for the guys on the "dark side" of the sexual orientation, and lesbian porn, which is, despite disagreement, for both guys and girls (who are lesbian, no doubt,) as well. Most countries have laws for pornography and usually you can only watch it when you are under 18, but who gives a fuck?
I don't need porn, because I have a girlfriend to do that stuff for me!
by some random fart knocker March 26, 2010
 
111.
The pleasure of all men. Women hate it.
Boy: Awwwwww you just stepped on my porno!
Girl: Serves you right! *inaudible insults*
by Pornviewer October 09, 2010
 
112.
A sometimes funny short film or a cheesy movie. A lot of porn has cheesy sayings and most of it is unprotected sex. Some porn has She-Hes which is weird if uve ever seen one. Sometimes you and ur buds might watch porn, but if they flip a boner u kno there easy to get horny. A easier way to cum(watch porn). If ur really weird............... 2 girls one cup!!!!!!! And be honest uve seen it and bring a friend if u do.
Bud1:Wanna watch some porn?
Bud2:Nah Jimmy might flip a boner.
Bud1:Who said we have to invite Jimmy?
Bud2:This isn't gonna turn out into porn now right?
by Little Big Midget January 02, 2011