what you find on redtube.com
porn addicit1:wow dude! fartilicious.com dosent have any good stuff left!
porn addict 2:dude... just go on redtube!
by WOWO101 January 12, 2009
gods gift to mankind, also hated on by femanists because they themselfs are too ugly to be in one.
porn helping men(and now apperantly women) learn the art of one hand type sence the invention of the internet.
by sema February 14, 2005
A form of erotic video, particularly loved by the elderly. Porn is highly popular in the grandmother community, and is often a point of discussion during book clubs, or knitting conventions.
Old lady at book club: have you seen the new mudbone montage?

Other old lady: yeah, that's some swell porn!
by DEATHSTAR November 27, 2013
The best gift that the world ever received.
Nick's got a shitload of porn on his phone.
by D. Rodriguez June 15, 2011
what gets me up in the morning to keep living life.
i dont wanna go to work, i just want to jerk the gerkin all day to some porn!
by mcmuffin fucking February 27, 2011
The best thing god ever invented. Videos with a lot of nudity,
cocksucking, blowjobs, lesbians,
orgasms, cumshots, moaning. Mainly intended to masturbate to.
13 year old: Aw fuck! Oh! Oh! Oh! (Screams and moans)
(Door opens)
Mother: What the hell are you doing?
13 year old: Get the fuck out! I'm watching porn!
by Trollscience February 19, 2011
Everyone's favorite activity.
Eddie and I watched some really good porn.
by THE CHICKENCHOKER 5000! January 28, 2011

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