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A form of erotic video, particularly loved by the elderly. Porn is highly popular in the grandmother community, and is often a point of discussion during book clubs, or knitting conventions.
Old lady at book club: have you seen the new mudbone montage?

Other old lady: yeah, that's some swell porn!
by DEATHSTAR November 27, 2013
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Every normal, straight man's dream job
When I grow up, I want to be in porn!
by JamJam1 May 27, 2012
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A kind of entertainment for adults and pleasure. It stimulates the genitals and is watched by more men then women.
That porn is good shit!
by derpderpderdcsf May 09, 2012
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Porn is images intended to cause sexual arousal, typically used by teenage males whose balls haven't dropped yet or teenage males who haven't gotten laid, whichever comes first, although some women have been known to use porn as well, surprising as it may sound. Images usually depict females, sometimes regardless of age and activity being shown. Porn is largely in the form of images and videos, although there are many, secondary forms of this arousing media. Images and videos are merely the most common and by far the easiest to find, thanks to the internet. Porn has been described as being the visual equivalent of crack, and has been called, creatively enough, "crack for the eyes", and oddly enough behaves in quite the same way. Porn is, by definition, a full-fledged addiction, and its previously described potency is a primary reason why its usage can be extremely damaging to others. Whether the user cares about the effects of his or her porn consumption or not is irrelevant, because addicts will go back to it eventually, whether they like it or not. Frequency of use can be random or so predictable that it can be comparable to clockwork. Because porn use is ultimately based on our basic human instinct to reproduce, not only does it make it difficult for people who wish to stop watching porn quit altogether, but it also turns the mental process of an otherwise intelligent man or woman into something similar to a computer.
How porn works: "Password accepted. Thought process disengaged. Switching to primal instinct mode."
by crichton55 July 19, 2011
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One of the best things that God gave to the Earth.
Eddie and I watched some really good porn today.
by William Tecumshot February 03, 2011
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Everyone's favorite activity.
Eddie and I watched some really good porn.
by THE CHICKENCHOKER 5000! January 28, 2011
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98.
when sex is recorded into a movie
Lets watch some hardcore porn
by bslugger August 10, 2009
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