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porn=yummmmmmy...
dude porn ill be back later
by eLeMeNt4LyFe 04 October 04, 2003
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hey ma could i read your lesbo porn?
by vartansgal October 12, 2003
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Videos, dvds, magazines and pictures of explicit sexual nature that my boyfriend watches when I'm not there.
Nicola: Why do you watch porn?
Nicola's bf: You're not always there.
Nicola: Yeah but arousal off other women that's really hurtful.
Nicola's bf: I can't do nothing can I?Can we change the subject please?
Nicola: You really upset me. I know you are not watching it so you can get ideas about us two. You watch it for the other women.
by Nicola April 25, 2004
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a fucking disgusting idea where some blonde, big boobed whores fake everything, grow up you perverts, any idea how shit it can make a woman feel about herself? and for those of you who say find a woman that will do more, who says woman HAVE to satisfy ur needs? god's sakes. the world is full of posers and whores and perverts, you are all sick and twisted!
Random asshole: "I beat my meat like it owes me money, oh yes i watch porn it so sexy and manly!"

Me: uh huh.......you are a moron with no inner....or outer pulchritude!
by Lukoi-Lupa June 30, 2006
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when sex is recorded into a movie
Lets watch some hardcore porn
by bslugger August 10, 2009
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something only guys who cant get laid watch
Mike: You watch porn?
Matt: Yes
Mike: Sad
by Schleypops December 31, 2008
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