Assuming everyone knows what porn is (unless you're mentally retarded)... 98% of the time someone's hard drive gives out on them, it's because of this.
"Dude my computer started giving me all these error messages and stuff... can you help me?"

"Yea, first of all, get a new hard drive/entire computer cause yours probably sucks... when you're done with that, stop looking at so much porn! Idiot! At least be smart about it: get anti-virus, anti-spyware, and a firewall...THEN you can BEGIN to look at SOME...
by DireWolf September 04, 2006
Best Thing wev ever came up wit
You watchin porn? no! you lying we all do it
by BluntSmokingPanda218 October 04, 2013
the reason to live
if all porn websites were taken off there would only be 1 website : bring back the porn!!!
by r@-a-t@-@ January 17, 2012
A form of erotic video, particularly loved by the elderly. Porn is highly popular in the grandmother community, and is often a point of discussion during book clubs, or knitting conventions.
Old lady at book club: have you seen the new mudbone montage?

Other old lady: yeah, that's some swell porn!
by DEATHSTAR November 27, 2013
What makes life worth living.
without any kind of porn in this world I think i should go kill myself.
by Liza987 February 23, 2012
A great thing to watch.
Son: What should we watch tonight?
Mother: Porn!
by Fabio Fobbs February 05, 2012
Porn is images intended to cause sexual arousal, typically used by teenage males whose balls haven't dropped yet or teenage males who haven't gotten laid, whichever comes first, although some women have been known to use porn as well, surprising as it may sound. Images usually depict females, sometimes regardless of age and activity being shown. Porn is largely in the form of images and videos, although there are many, secondary forms of this arousing media. Images and videos are merely the most common and by far the easiest to find, thanks to the internet. Porn has been described as being the visual equivalent of crack, and has been called, creatively enough, "crack for the eyes", and oddly enough behaves in quite the same way. Porn is, by definition, a full-fledged addiction, and its previously described potency is a primary reason why its usage can be extremely damaging to others. Whether the user cares about the effects of his or her porn consumption or not is irrelevant, because addicts will go back to it eventually, whether they like it or not. Frequency of use can be random or so predictable that it can be comparable to clockwork. Because porn use is ultimately based on our basic human instinct to reproduce, not only does it make it difficult for people who wish to stop watching porn quit altogether, but it also turns the mental process of an otherwise intelligent man or woman into something similar to a computer.
How porn works: "Password accepted. Thought process disengaged. Switching to primal instinct mode."
by crichton55 July 19, 2011

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