Porn, short for pornography, is the media of anything from pictures of people in underwear to video's of people having sex. It can sexually arouse both genders but porn is mostly viewed by the teenage male. People watch porn to learn about having sex, for arousal, and to purely enjoy the sight of naked bodies.
Jake: "I like watching porn, I go to my room to watch video's on my computer of people having sex. I usually masturbate whilst watching these video's."
by Katie366 April 13, 2014
Something that many male teenagers and adults watch while masturbating. Something that makes you super horny. Videos on the internet of people having sex. In other words... The most amazing thing ever invented!
Dude I stayed up all night jerkin to porn

Pornhub.com has the best porn ever

That chick is really Hot and she has a great body, she should be in porn
by hornyasfucksuckmydick March 08, 2014
Assuming everyone knows what porn is (unless you're mentally retarded)... 98% of the time someone's hard drive gives out on them, it's because of this.
"Dude my computer started giving me all these error messages and stuff... can you help me?"

"Yea, first of all, get a new hard drive/entire computer cause yours probably sucks... when you're done with that, stop looking at so much porn! Idiot! At least be smart about it: get anti-virus, anti-spyware, and a firewall...THEN you can BEGIN to look at SOME...
by DireWolf September 04, 2006
Something everyone watches but are embarrassed to say that they do.
Man 1: Do you watch porn?
Man 2: err... no... Why would I want to?
by Cleaningupthisplace November 15, 2013
What destroys your computer's hard drive
Val: Hey Jacob, What are you up to?

Jacob:Trying to fix my computer

Val: What happened to it?

Jacob: I don't know

Israel: CUZ THERE'S PORN ON HIS COMPUTER!
by Nightskai6 July 26, 2013
the reason to live
if all porn websites were taken off there would only be 1 website : bring back the porn!!!
by r@-a-t@-@ January 17, 2012
A picture, video, or story that contains sexual activity.

Second most beautiful thing in the universe (aside from actual sex).

Used to satisfy horny shitheads who can't get any.
John greeted his crush school with a box of chocolates and flowers. Kate kissed him, because she's been in love with him since she laid eyes on him. They leaned against the wall and made out and joy started groping her. She sighed and he knew he could get some. He led her behind the bleachers and kissed her madly. He ripped off her flannel shirt and she ripped his apart. Kate kissed his abs and unbuttoned his jeans and slipped off his boxers. She have him an amazing blow job and he cummed a over her and she swallowed every last bit. A little got on her boobs but he licked it right off. Then he got her out of her pants and slipped a finger in her. She smiled and demanded he eat her out. He obliged, and then kissed her to put all her cum in her mouth, because he hated it. She smiled. She layed down and told him to fuck her right there right now or she would tell the whole school he's a virgin. John got in her and rode her till the school bell rang. The basketball team came in and Kate, being the slut she is, let every last one of them get a turn on her.

I hope this porn made you horny or satisfied you I know writing this made me horny as fuck.
by fuckherinthepussy June 14, 2014

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