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71.
Old paintings your grandparents like to wack off to, publicly, in the museums.
"I'm feeling horny," says Ruth "Maybe I should go wack off to some of Michelangelo's nude paintings. Respectable porn."
by Proud Nudist October 08, 2009
 
72.
any material that becomes uninteresting directly after masturbating.
Maxim, youporn, grannies if you're into that.
by fibonacci's boner January 28, 2010
 
73.
A picture, video, or story that contains sexual activity.

Second most beautiful thing in the universe (aside from actual sex).

Used to satisfy horny shitheads who can't get any.
John greeted his crush school with a box of chocolates and flowers. Kate kissed him, because she's been in love with him since she laid eyes on him. They leaned against the wall and made out and joy started groping her. She sighed and he knew he could get some. He led her behind the bleachers and kissed her madly. He ripped off her flannel shirt and she ripped his apart. Kate kissed his abs and unbuttoned his jeans and slipped off his boxers. She have him an amazing blow job and he cummed a over her and she swallowed every last bit. A little got on her boobs but he licked it right off. Then he got her out of her pants and slipped a finger in her. She smiled and demanded he eat her out. He obliged, and then kissed her to put all her cum in her mouth, because he hated it. She smiled. She layed down and told him to fuck her right there right now or she would tell the whole school he's a virgin. John got in her and rode her till the school bell rang. The basketball team came in and Kate, being the slut she is, let every last one of them get a turn on her.

I hope this porn made you horny or satisfied you I know writing this made me horny as fuck.
by fuckherinthepussy June 14, 2014
 
74.
When the penis goes in...
1 "I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it" Justice Stewart
2 "For me it's when the penis goes in" Brandi Maxxxx
by TooTurntToBeQueen January 06, 2014
 
75.
Two words: Videotaped prostitution.
Can't get a hooker because it's illegal? That's ok. If you videotape it, it's legal! That's porn for ya.
by Some random computer user April 20, 2013
 
76.
Something everyone watches but are embarrassed to say that they do.
Man 1: Do you watch porn?
Man 2: err... no... Why would I want to?
by Cleaningupthisplace November 15, 2013
 
77.
What destroys your computer's hard drive
Val: Hey Jacob, What are you up to?

Jacob:Trying to fix my computer

Val: What happened to it?

Jacob: I don't know

Israel: CUZ THERE'S PORN ON HIS COMPUTER!
by Nightskai6 July 26, 2013