n. Reading and viewing material, otherwise known as 'cliterature'.
As Bill Hicks once said "any material devoid of content that induces sexual thoughts. So every advertising campaign on TV. When I'm watching that double-mint commercial 'double the pleasure - double the fun' with those twins; I'm not thinking about gum, that's for fucking sure"
by Stouffer November 07, 2002

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{P}ants {O}pening {R}eaction (thats) {N}ice

The greatest thing to happen to mankind next to Music. But nowadays every time we try to enjoy some nice porn we get a virus on our computer by faggots with no life.
I have no life so I'm gonna lure people to a porn site and give them a virus on their computer. Maybe I wont be a virgin anymore.
by I love porn! September 07, 2009

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the thing with all the naked chicks (and guys, but no-one ever pays attention to them)
well, there was this girl... (im sure you can make up the breast. REST, i meant rest. too much porn.
by ... November 24, 2003

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Unrealistic expectation of the sexual world. Many people who watch porn expect the same experience to happen to them when they get involved in sexual activities and when their expectations aren't fulfilled they either feel that they are doing something wrong or that their partner is pathetic at sex.
Why can't my girlfriend squirt? All the girls in porn videos can.
Why isn't my boyfriend enjoying sex? Is it because i'm not as sexy as the girls in porn videos?
Why isn't my girlfriend moaning as loud as the girls in porn videos? Am I doing something wrong?
by real things are better October 24, 2013

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the coolest thing that gives you satasfaction and works out your arm at the same time.
vibration sound in the background. porn

mom. why is your door locked honey.
what are you doing

girl.umm nothing mom just give me a minute
by grad slam 69 May 12, 2010

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the mysterious energy that makes your hands really attracted to your crotch area
Turn off that porn so i can get back to work!
by natataeako March 23, 2009

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Porn is short for pornography. It is usually a video/photo of two people (can be two of the same gender or make and female) having it. People mostly watch these videos when in their bedroom, with their clothes off and masturbating.
It was 3:00am in the morning and since her parents were not home she decided to watch porn. She rubbed her hand all over her vagina and screamed. On the screen the female rubbed her breasts on his face and the male humped her. The two squealed and moaned. "Harder! Faster!" the female yelled. "I love porn," she said as she pissed all over her hand.
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Means sexually explicit material although people try to warp the term to mean a girl doing anything pleasant whether directly related to sex or not.
A girl batting her eyelid is NOT porn

A girl with large breasts wearing a low cut top is NOT porn.

A girl speaking tenderly is NOT porn.

A girl getting fucked across the table IS porn.
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