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8.
n. Reading and viewing material, otherwise known as 'cliterature'.
As Bill Hicks once said "any material devoid of content that induces sexual thoughts. So every advertising campaign on TV. When I'm watching that double-mint commercial 'double the pleasure - double the fun' with those twins; I'm not thinking about gum, that's for fucking sure"
by Stouffer November 07, 2002
 
57.
the mysterious energy that makes your hands really attracted to your crotch area
Turn off that porn so i can get back to work!
by natataeako March 23, 2009
 
58.
West Virginia speak for heavy rain
Bob (Walking in soaking wet)

Ken: What's it doing, raining?

Bob: Raining? Hell no it's really porn
by Psycho Brutus February 20, 2012
 
59.
Remember kids, the pope see's you.
The pope is watching you
by Mike T.K. February 16, 2005
 
60.
the coolest thing that gives you satasfaction and works out your arm at the same time.
vibration sound in the background. porn

mom. why is your door locked honey.
what are you doing

girl.umm nothing mom just give me a minute
by grad slam 69 May 12, 2010
 
61.
God's gift to the world.
and God said, "Let there be happiness", and there was porn
by J_E_S_U_S July 10, 2008
 
62.
Pron is the reason your computer crashed last night.
Kid: Mom my computer won't work!
Mom: What happened?
Kid: Idk?
Mom: Well then figure it out.
Kid: Never mind I know what happened.
Kid(Whispering to self): All that porn I had on there.
by Sex Master of 2012 June 01, 2010
 
63.
Something to satisfy anyone's needs, it can be for straight people, gay people, and bisexual people. Even people who fuck or get fucked by animals will like it too. But the thing is, you just watch it, you never actually get to experience it, so what the heck?? Go make a porn video or something, or go on a date.
"I like watching porn."
"Jim and Becky are going to make a porno movie!!"
"Do you like gay porn or straight porn??"
And etc.
by Kidalicious April 26, 2009