n. Reading and viewing material, otherwise known as 'cliterature'.
As Bill Hicks once said "any material devoid of content that induces sexual thoughts. So every advertising campaign on TV. When I'm watching that double-mint commercial 'double the pleasure - double the fun' with those twins; I'm not thinking about gum, that's for fucking sure"
by Stouffer November 07, 2002

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Two people kissing and cuddling is NOT porn

A woman showing a little skin is NOT porn

Two people fucking IS porn.
Julie uploaded a video of her kissing her boyfriend on Youtube. That's porn.

Oh do shut up drama queen.
by Goth Doll August 09, 2016

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noun. creative activity (writing or pictures or films etc.) of no literary or artistic value other than to stimulate sexual desire.
you dont have to be spielburgh to write a good porn flick.
by Ryan Rice June 28, 2006

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When you cant get sex...look no further than a magazine, pictures, and the internet
Porn leads to a very healthy habit.. masturbation
by James Lowe November 16, 2004

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one of mankinds greatest inventions in the history.It comes in many catagorys such as stragith,lesbian,midget,animated,beastality,etc...whatever you want they got it and since its the most searched or commonly found thing on the Internet.
you like porn

you love it.

your life is meaning less without it

your very exstistance is dependent upon it.

by doogalboogle February 09, 2009

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West Virginia speak for heavy rain
Bob (Walking in soaking wet)

Ken: What's it doing, raining?

Bob: Raining? Hell no it's really porn
by Psycho Brutus February 20, 2012

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(noun) the reason you have no life.
"Eric hasn't left his house in 4 days.. He's been watching porn nonstop."
"Dude, somebody needs to get out more!"
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{P}ants {O}pening {R}eaction (thats) {N}ice

The greatest thing to happen to mankind next to Music. But nowadays every time we try to enjoy some nice porn we get a virus on our computer by faggots with no life.
I have no life so I'm gonna lure people to a porn site and give them a virus on their computer. Maybe I wont be a virgin anymore.
by I love porn! September 07, 2009

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