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8.
n. Reading and viewing material, otherwise known as 'cliterature'.
As Bill Hicks once said "any material devoid of content that induces sexual thoughts. So every advertising campaign on TV. When I'm watching that double-mint commercial 'double the pleasure - double the fun' with those twins; I'm not thinking about gum, that's for fucking sure"
by Stouffer November 07, 2002
 
43.
the reason the internet was invented
person 1:dude how many porn sites are ther

person 2:About 238,000,000

person 1:sweet dude,big breasted woman here i come
by mannny540 July 10, 2008
 
44.
something girls hate because their boyfriends look at it.
I would shoot my boyfriend if he looked at porn
by the_truth_comes_out October 03, 2008
 
45.
The source of all fuckin viruses and pests!
Computer bugs/virus, hIV virus, herpes, crabs.....
HornyRobert: SHIT! porn ruined my life! Gotta buy a new pc! THE CPU's fucked by viruses and the monitor's fucked by my cumshot...

PussyJames: FUCk! Coz of porn, I became horny... hooked up some dirty Prostitute.... I'm now Infected by STD's and WTF?! I saw a bunch of Crabs having orgy in my pubic hair!
by a.mends June 02, 2007
 
46.
Ooooooh and ahhhhhhs, moans and grunts, acts and movie plots, etc..
"Here comes Mr. Paint Man, at the door and ready to be f-u-c-k-e-d-!"
by Kermit the Frog April 24, 2003
 
47.
the one major word that can be googled and have a first search result that is NOT it's wikipedia article.
porn
by Krunk7777777 January 12, 2010
 
48.
Porn is a conspiracy created by the Viagra company, they know to much porn can make women around men inferior. This makes men end up needing Viagra just to get aroused. I know what I'm talking about, I use to get aroused by girls all the time, now I'm addicted to Viagra. The best thing to do is to stop watching porn and masturbating altogether otherwise you'll turn into a Viagra head.
It's been revealed that porn addicts who need Viagra will face stiff penalties.
by trying_harder December 02, 2008
 
49.
one of mankinds greatest inventions in the history.It comes in many catagorys such as stragith,lesbian,midget,animated,beastality,etc...whatever you want they got it and since its the most searched or commonly found thing on the Internet.
you like porn

you love it.

your life is meaning less without it

your very exstistance is dependent upon it.

by doogalboogle February 09, 2009