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8.
n. Reading and viewing material, otherwise known as 'cliterature'.
As Bill Hicks once said "any material devoid of content that induces sexual thoughts. So every advertising campaign on TV. When I'm watching that double-mint commercial 'double the pleasure - double the fun' with those twins; I'm not thinking about gum, that's for fucking sure"
by Stouffer November 07, 2002
 
15.
short for pornography - pictures or videos of people naked or having sex, designed to erotically stimulate the viewer

see porniac
and here's my porn stash
by Freddy Nicholls June 11, 2004
 
16.
Something that can bei either so beautiful that it makes DaVinci cry, or so hideous and nasty that it makes David Cronenberg take notes.

Also, the favorite reading material of Evangelical Christians.
Evangelical Christians outwardly hate porn, but that's only because they maxed out their credit cards on it.
by Senor Squiid September 04, 2006
 
17.
it makes the world go 'round!
I don't know what to write here
by robertoguy July 12, 2004
 
18.
The reason you need a new computer because of all the spyware/viruses you got from it.
i looked at so much porn my computer got infected and i need a new one.
by b0rat December 16, 2006
 
19.
A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in.
Chad: Hey Joe wanna have drinks with me and the guys?

Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!
by Poncho Rocketss February 17, 2009
 
20.
Something every teenager can't live without.
May it be accidental or intentional, one cannot live without looking at porn.
by sublym0nal September 08, 2007
 
21.
porn (poor-nn)short for pornography (poor-nooh-graa-fie)noun.
an image or movie in which 2 humans (usually a male and a female) engage in sexual intercourse. its audiance is usually a boy, on his computer, with his pants off, rubbing his reproductive organ until he feels that he is satisfied. this is then usually followed by a deleting of history and a wiping of the top of the organ. considered by some to be pleasent.
boy: i love porn
girl: i know, you're a boy
by mandude June 07, 2007