the reason the internet was invented

Porn is a conspiracy created by the Viagra company, they know to much porn can make women around men inferior. This makes men end up needing Viagra just to get aroused. I know what I'm talking about, I use to get aroused by girls all the time, now I'm addicted to Viagra. The best thing to do is to stop watching porn and masturbating altogether otherwise you'll turn into a Viagra head.

The source of all fuckin viruses and pests!
Computer bugs/virus, hIV virus, herpes, crabs.....

something girls hate because their boyfriends look at it.

the greatest thing since man was put on earth

Ooooooh and ahhhhhhs, moans and grunts, acts and movie plots, etc..

Any form of media you completely lose interest in after masturbation.