| 1. | MAKandCHEESE | ||
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Widely publicized author on AFF, FF.net, DA, and Y!
Enjoys Sasuke Uchiha in women's clothes and is always hit on by other females despite her OBVIOUS disinterest. Is a proud promoter of Uchihacest and famous for keeping track of 8 Kakashis at once--a task no one else has yet to accomplish and will be featured in this year's Guinness book. She hails from Canada and enjoys pie at an almost unhealthy level. Rehab is recommended for her obsessive lurking, though none has been sought out yet. The Internet must take notice. If she does not get her way, she will whine. If that doesn't work, she will turn bossy. If odds still aren't in her favor, she will whip out the threats...and the Kaka/Iru. You HAVE been warned. Person 1: Hey have you read what MAKandCHEESE just posted?
Person 2: Yeah, my porn noodle is all kinds of excited! |
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| 2. | Rebaucherous | ||
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When you've been know to indulge in excessive drinking, promiscuity, revel in a state of discombobulation, and live vicariously through yourself. You claim to have beaten rehab, but find yourself in the Tyson Zone. You've moved past the point of debauchery, and have entered into the zone of rebauchery. Courtesy of ESPN's Bill Simmons: "Charlie Sheen's latest meltdown included the words "briefcase full of cocaine," "36-hour party," "smoking cocaine continuously," "porn connoisseur," "porn critique," "theater room," "911 call" and "Maloof."... Sheen can't even be described as "debaucherous" anymore; it belittles what he's doing. (He's more "rebaucherous.")"
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| 3. | pornrehab | ||
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The moment you realize you or another are addicted to porn. It can affect anyone anywhere. Man I gotta go to pornrehab...
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| 4. | D.T. | ||
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Acronym for delerium tremors. Something that you can get when you are withdrawing from something such as alcohol, heroine, porn Carlos got the D.T.s when they put him in rehab for his alcohoism
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| 5. | Noctophasia | ||
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The phenomenon of staying up ridiculously late at night on the computer, either: a) playing WoW b) participating in an online RP c) watching porn. A portmanteau of "schizophasia" and "noctis" (Latin for "night".) If a hapless internet-goer turns the general thrill of Noctophasia into a habit, it holds the general properties of substance addiction. Scott: How come Kim didn't wake up until four this afternoon, man?
John: Oh, she's got Noctophasia. Scott: Poor kid. John: Yeah, I'm trying to get her into rehab. |
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| 6. | Charlie Sheen | ||
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Throwing a 36-hour house party with a pornstar, in which you watch 3-hours worth of porn, only to critique it and do a suit-case of cocaine, collapsing and being rushed to a hospital. You then spend the next couple of days of your life in rehab trying to put the pieces back together. Anthony: Yo what happened bro? I haven't seen you in a month! Last time I saw you, you locked yourself in a room with a porn star carrying a suit case.
Henry: Yeah man, I still don't remember what happened! That's what I get for pulling off a Charlie Sheen... |
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| 7. | hilary duff | ||
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a ridiculous teen-queen idiot who got her start on the disney channel, playing the unbelievably obnoxious Lizzie McGuire. since then she has gone on to make several retarded movies like Cheaper By the Dozen (I and II). her movies seem to attract the pre-pubescent fangirl crowd, as well as horny teenage boys who can't find any real porn to jack off to, and dirty old men who fantasize over this underage piece of shit. she also has a horrible singing career, which appeals only to the fangirls.
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hilary duff is not an attractive girl at all. she used to be fat and ugly, now she's adopted the olsen twins' view of the world and has gotten on coke. she wears too much damn make up and is skanky thin looking. so now, instead of a fat wannabe teen queen, she looks like courtney love prior to another stint in heroin rehab, minus the track marks. see crack whore, jailbait, slut, cum dumpster, bitch, teen queen, skank, trailer trash |
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