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A situation in which everything you say or do will lead to a sexual intercourse with a total stranger. Porn logic means that if anything can lead to a sexual act, it will.
The doorbell rings and the delivery man brings a greasy pizza to a bunch of girls that are actually not hungry and scantily-clad. According to porn logic, the girls automatically start to undress themselves and let him in although they didn't order a pizza.
by kleinermundvoll November 08, 2012
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Using sex to express feelings or opinion. Spreading your legs to prove the point. Why waste time talking about a problem or explaining yourself when fucking someone is much easier and more fun! Or if you can't make up your mind about something, just fuck someone instead! Reject the losers by fucking their friends, its fun to make the losers feel bad! You are a hot porn star you can fuck whoever you want! The Porn Logic solution to any problem is to have sex, fuck the problem away!
You don't need to explain yourself or have a reason for doing things, use Porn Logic instead!
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