someone who does not want to share the names of the porn websites they use.
gilberto dont be such a porn hog
by ogpussymagnet June 20, 2010
Definition 1: Originally used to describe someone who hogs shared pornographic magazines, it is more commonly used today in reference to people who use massive amounts of internet bandwidth to download and/or view porn.

Definition 2: Someone who makes hog-like grunts and/or squeals while masturbating to porn. It may or may-not be a form of foreplay.
Person 1: *knock knock* "Hey Gary, where's that Hustler?"
Gary: "Gimme like 5 minutes!"
Person 1 mutters: "what a porn hog...."

Larry: "WTF? Why won't facebook load?"
Barry: "I dunno, Terry's been in his room with the door shut all day though. He's probably Porn Hogging it..."
Larry: "Son of a bitch."

Person 1: "What in the world is that noise?"
*squeals, grunts, oinks*
Person 1: "I gotta get out of this fuckhole."
by The Double Fister November 30, 2010

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