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A man or woman who has watched so much porn that they think women will actually do everything they have seen without being paid lots of money (or crack) and enjoy it.
I tried to plow the missis in the butt last night but she didn't like it ... Don:t know why.

Dude your porn damaged
by Rancidelephant January 23, 2008

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