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One crazy mother fucker from a planet not near you....A man who parties like its going out of style, with a smile like porky porky That dude is fucking nuts!!!! he's not from around here, he must be "porky"
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| 2. | Porky Pig | ||
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v. The act of waking up in the morning after a drunken night, wearing a shirt and shoes but no pants. Similar to the wardrobe choices of Porky Pig. Tom told everyone at the lunch table that he had seen a guy porky pigging it, but they knew he was lying to get friends.
Charlie is always porky pigging it, because he's a lame-ass drunkard. |
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| 3. | porky pigging | ||
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walking around the house with nothing but your shirt on..like the cartoon character porky pig I thought I was alone when I was porky pigging around the house, but my roomate walked in and saw me, I was kinda offended he threw up.
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| 4. | Porky Piggin' It | ||
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Wearing only a shirt, no pants AND no underwear, ala Porky Pig, who did not wear _anything_ below the belt. I was video conferencing with my professor online today, totally porky piggin' it!
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| 5. | Porky Twanger | ||
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The Porky Twanger defines the act of inserting a digit up the female corn hole during a session of Bumping uglies. This is optionally accompanied by the calling of the phrase 'Porky twanger!' (spoken aloud at volume), and most likely followed by a swift dismount. 'I got really drunk last night and ended up in bed with my ex-girlfriend. I was doing her from behind, so I thought I'd give her a porky twanger while I was at it.'
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| 6. | porky pussy | ||
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when a girl doesn't shave and when the partner tries to go down on her their lip is poked by her porky hairs i went down on this bitch and her porky pussy cut my lip
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| 7. | Awky Porky | ||
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Derived as a fusion from the words "awkward" and "pork", Awky Porky is an all encompassing term that describes weird/uncomfortably/awkward moment either in the lead up to, during, or immediately after sex "dude, we were getting it on, and everything was going great until he asked me if i had a 'wet pussy', which so gross I just totally turned off..awky porky!"
"so while we were screwing, I realized he had photos of his parents and his ex girlfriend pasted all over his walls, it made for a totally awky porky!" |
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