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Rick Waller:
Synonym, each being approximately 60% fat ratio
The Pork Scratchings mother was proud to see her son singing on TV.
by Zoolook May 03, 2004
 
1.
pork rinds they make in the "black country", in the west midlands, places like woverhampton, walsall n wednesbury n cannock,
you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!
john: gerrus a bagga pork scratchings aer kid
Jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i
john: tah
by paul hinton December 09, 2005
 
3.
porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.
pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.
conner your such a pork scratchings!
go shove bacon up your mums ass you pork scratchings!
by mr. porky March 28, 2007
 
4.
Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also knobcheese
Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.
by Teaboy September 23, 2003