A male ranging in age between 16-65. Characterized by their white
trash behavior, dress, mannerisms, or interests (primarily musical). Generally the subject in question
will be wearing a band shirt and tattered clothing, have band, tribal, flames, skulls or other bad tattoos, poorly kept hair and teeth. They can be found unwashed and roaming the mall and outlying areas along the bus route in packs of 2-5 "slaps", possibly with an accompanying female ,referred to as a "Giblet", also possibly with offspring known as "Kidneys".
Primarily these lost emotionally stunted individuals
will posses a near fervent love of ICP, Nickelback,
Slipknot or any "New
Metal" types of music, they
will attend these shows with an almost religious
bent, looking to commune with others of their species, to fulfill a cultural sharing and acceptance that they otherwise be unable to find in the real world.
The most simple, efficient, and safe manor of determining whether or not an individual indeed be a Porkslap is to call out to them from the
window of a moving vehicle in the style of the traditional Porkslap salutation (ie. "
Yo, Porkslap!?" if they respond either by waving, grunting, eye contact, or any acknowledgement at all, then yes they are indeed a Porkslap.
Friend 1: "Did you see the loser working down at blockbuster?"
Friend 2:"You mean the one with the hatchet
man tattoo down the entire left side of his face?"
Friend 1:"Yeah! what a Fucking Porkslap!"
