A gangster wannabe that talks about being gangster when all he does is sit on steps and talk about being gangster to other wannabe gangsters
-Yo so this dude was disrespecting me, I would have stabbed him but i don't need heat from the 5-0
-Dude you've been sitting on the porch for the past week you porch monkey
by Dago Power September 09, 2010
Equivalent to "nigger".

Formerly derogatory word for a person of colour, now used as a hip term of solidarity.
Yo my main porch monkey, what time is it?

Cruisin tha hood wiv my porch monkeys.

Have you heard the new Porchmonkeys With Attitude CD?
by roygbiv December 11, 2007
Despite all the racist definitions you may have heard for this word, it can actually be applied to 80% of the population of Schenectady, NY. It crosses all racial lines. Just alot of lazy folk with nothing better to do. Sometimes just drinkin beer waiting for the some crack whores to walk by so they can get some ass.
Driving thru Schenectady, one will notice one out of every three houses are infested with porch monkeys.
i fucking nigger that sits around all fucking day, and looks a little niglets.
drew jones is a fucking porch monkey.
by chickenshit January 03, 2008
Any one from any ethnic background, who is lazy,stupid and sits on the porch all doing nothing at all. These people rely on the government to give them welfare checks and food stamps to live, even though they are able to work.
1: those porchmonkeys piss me off
2: yeah, they are real pieces of trash
1: how do these lazy people get aid for doing nothing and i cant get a dime from the government to help with school. Porchmonkeys have no potential in life.
by hey July 20, 2008
A knuckle dragging, mentally deficient bouncer/security at a bar, pub or club
be nice to the porch monkeys otherwise you will get your head kicked in.
by CaptainHurricane June 12, 2011
PORCH MONKEY(s): a person/group of people sitting on a porch conversating talking loud.
GUY:I wonder whats going on over there?

GIRL: I dont know...but they sure are loud

GUY: YEA AND THEY MUST BE DRINKING!! ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF "PORCH MONKEYS"
by P.FIELDS creator of "crowface" April 24, 2009

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