A "porchmonkey" is someone of negro origin that happens to be too lazy to sleep in their own home provided by benefit, so the negro sleeps on a white mans porch and becomes a porchmonkey.
"Damn son go get ma shotgun, there be another nigger on ma porch" "Ok pa, lets torch him!"
by THe Holy Nazi. February 13, 2004
A stanky stupid nigger that enjoys sitting on their porch beating the meat at the young girls that walk by their shack. They eat watermelon, fried chicken, diced peaches. They drink kool-aid and grape drank. If the are not on the porch they are usually walking around walmart stealing shit, at KFC, at the DMV trying to get their impounded license and car back. How to identify them; buck teeth, afros, smoking weed or snorting crack. Also if you dont see them on their porch they might be picking cotton for whte people.
When Mike Grier is not playing hockey for the buffalo sabres you can usually find him being a porch monkey.
by porch_monkey_Alfredo February 24, 2011