A Nigger, sometimes in the southern US, drinking 40oz while sitting on their porch and complaining about white people "holding him down."
South Carolina is full of porch monkeys that sit on their porches and complain about white people.
by Tyronne Biggums December 28, 2006
Describes that unprecedented situation, where a monkey's actually placed on a porch, seemingly enjoying itself.
Retard: "Hey John, there's a monkey on that porch."

John: "Yes, that's a porch monkey"
by ILoatheMySelf June 25, 2009
A lazy black man, who sits on his porch drinking and trading his food stamps for crack.
Damn porch monkeys, cant they just get a job!
by Luvs2Spooge January 12, 2008
An African American. Slang: Nigger.
Look at that fucking porch monkey eating fried chicken, watermelon, and washing it down with a Lil Hug juice drink. Fucking niggers.
by blackinches December 10, 2008
A "porchmonkey" is someone of negro origin that happens to be too lazy to sleep in their own home provided by benefit, so the negro sleeps on a white mans porch and becomes a porchmonkey.
"Damn son go get ma shotgun, there be another nigger on ma porch" "Ok pa, lets torch him!"
by THe Holy Nazi. February 13, 2004
1. A lazy black man who usually sits on his porch and partakes in various activities such as: listening to the radio, watching the neighbors, drinking grape drink, drinking kool-aid, drinking a 40, eating chicken, eating watermelon, smoking marijuana, smoking newport cigarettes, complaining about why they're always broke, ect.

2. A derogatory term used to refer to someone who is lazy or black
go get a job you god damn porch monkey
by angrycrackheaddoe November 15, 2009
black people...its ok im bringing back
what do you want you little porchmonkey?
by President Browe January 03, 2011

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