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85.
Anyone who is chased out of their own home due to extreme heat & lack of A.C. who sits out on the porch enjoying a beverage & shooting the breeze.
Me & Rich were hanging on the porch livin' large and feelin' groovy.
by Tina Marie July 15, 2005
 
86.
a negro that sits on the "porch" on the back of a bus
god dammet jimal such a porch monkey, he took my set on the transit bus
by eric shen April 21, 2006
 
87.
A term exploited in a Kevin Smith movie. Currently being defined by morons who saw the movie and now think their the only ones who know it.
Example: A porch monkey is a word used to describe an African American or person of high pigment descent who sits on their porch and.. ah heck I don't know what it means but I saw this movie, it kicks ass.
by wolverine_hair July 22, 2006
 
88.
A derogatory term used to describe unemployed Portuguese individuals. Recently adapted to include individuals of many ethnicities, although favoured to refer to Afro-Americans due to the "Monkey" reference.
The original reference was to infer that these individuals would hang around areas, swinging aimlessly like a monkey.
"When are those Porch Monkeys on 5th street going to get a job?"

"If those Porch Monkeys talk to my girl again, I'm gonna roll on them."
by Mister Skin July 22, 2005
 
89.
Reinvented as a reference to college students in Kalamazoo, MI, who pass entire days and weekends sittin' on the porch.

(not intended to be racist)
"Maaan, we've just been a couple o' damn porch monkeys today."
by davis st. May 02, 2005