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57.
One of a very vast collection of names for a black guy(or girl :D)
those porch monkeys need to go back to africa!
by Concerned White Man November 02, 2010
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58.
It means a Person, black, white, brown, or Yellow who are lazy and have nothing better to do but sit on there porch all day. All tho A long time ago I do think it started as racial term that made no since. Back then everyone use sitting on there porch as a good pastime rich or poor.
Just Like trailer park trash can be referring to anyone so can Porch monkey.
by Francisstewart February 27, 2008
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59.
racist term used to degrade other races or just pertaining to a frickin lazy guy.
you lazy porch monkey get your ass back to work
by BladeIII May 07, 2008
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60.
a kind of attack monkey that you teach to sit on your porch and throw its poop at people you don't like. not to be confused with nigga that sits on a porch.
Guy: "check out this porch monkey i bought at petco"

Girl: "what does it do?"

Guy: "throws poop at people"

girl: "awesome"
by ninjamatt May 05, 2009
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61.
A person that sits usually on their porch by themselves or with other people doing basically nothing yet looking and watching others. They can be black or white.
Hey look at that dumb ass porch monkey just sitting there staring at us -- he looks like he is up to no good.
by Was a porch monkey November 16, 2009
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62.
1. A biker who enjoys hanging out on the porch with friends.
Race doesn't even come into play
This term has been negative for too long and can be better used for good rather than hate in this day and age.

2. "Saint Paul Porch Monkeys" is a motorcycle club in Saint Paul MN consisting of riders of any race. The "clubhouse" is situated on a porch and thus the name. The " Monkey" moniker is coined from the nickname of a rider in a motorcycle sidecar who must climb over and around the sidecar in order to keep the rig from tipping under heavy cornering.
"That Porch Monkey really kept the chair on the ground today during the Isle of Man TT race".
by drdusty007 August 14, 2009
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63.
"A person who sits on their porch and watches the neighbours"

*Also known as a petifile .
Look at that porch monkey taking pictures of the neighbours' children !
by DiggyDodge YO !!! April 30, 2007
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