porch monkey

It means a Person, black, white, brown, or Yellow who are lazy and have nothing better to do but sit on there porch all day. All tho A long time ago I do think it started as racial term that made no since. Back then everyone use sitting on there porch as a good pastime rich or poor.

Just Like trailer park trash can be referring to anyone so can Porch monkey.

by Francisstewart February 27, 2008

porch monkey

a kind of attack monkey that you teach to sit on your porch and throw its poop at people you don't like. not to be confused with nigga that sits on a porch.

Guy: "check out this porch monkey i bought at petco"

Girl: "what does it do?"

Guy: "throws poop at people"

girl: "awesome"

by ninjamatt May 6, 2009

porch monkey

A nigga, bitch!
Made popular in Clerks 2.

Man, that porch monkey just stole my bike!

by ChronoBobbyD August 28, 2006

porch monkey

a racist term referring to black people. Usually hanging off the porch looking like a monkey.

"When a litl' white boy called me a porch monkey, I whipped his ass."

by belleanna April 3, 2010

porch monkey

racist term used to degrade other races or just pertaining to a frickin lazy guy.

you lazy porch monkey get your ass back to work

by BladeIII May 7, 2008

porch monkey

This is not a racist term im taking it back it doesnt mean nigger or refer to black ppl in anyway its just a person that chills on there porch alot so stop being a faget and thinking porch monkey is bad. Im takin it back porch monkey 4 life

John Smith sit on his porch all day he really is a porch monkey

by Stunner August 10, 2006

porch monkey

Lazy person not lazy black person im gona help take it back and reclaim it aswell as many of my freinds are doing we suggest that you do it to try to make a diffrence.

Jack was looking at his neighbors from his porch therefore Jack is a porch monkey.

by J FRO August 25, 2006