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A deregatory term used to describe Carion in the game guildwars, meaning worthless.
Shut up porch monkey
by Warrior Nation March 04, 2007
a rasist saying for african americans and some one who sits on their porch and starys at the nabiors
Stop calling me a porch monkey
by sapel August 09, 2007
A racial slur nobody knew about until they watched Clerks 2 and now they say it like they started it.
Person 1: "Hey porch monkey get off my lawn!"

Person 2: "Say what?"

Person 1: "Haven't you seen Clerks 2?"

Person 2: "Man, go back inside, low life."
by Junk28 September 17, 2007
a black son of a bitch that loves to sleep on the porch and snore like a monkey
Pedro and Frank, look at that saggy old porchmonkey!
by anulsexlolol April 02, 2008
A lazy oil changing sign guy. Looks black but talks white
Shef doesn't do shit on his day off and sleeps with dirty white women. He loves Gixxer Mike. Shef be a porch monkey
by WD40 December 06, 2007
a significant other, girlfriend/ boyfriend, spouse, lover
how was your day my little porchmonkey?
by porchape March 30, 2010
A nigga, bitch!
Made popular in Clerks 2.
Man, that porch monkey just stole my bike!
by ChronoBobbyD August 28, 2006