Red necks who sit out all day in a chair smoking cigarettes, flying drones around there neighbors, watching them while they undress.
Aye Yall close the blinds i see the porch cracker
by Big Elote Juan o' Juan December 05, 2016
The Caucasian equivalent of the porch-monkey.
Dang dat porch cracker always out on dat porch acting like day doin sumthin but ain't doin shit.
by descendant of porch-crackers January 21, 2012