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Red necks who sit out all day in a chair smoking cigarettes, flying drones around there neighbors, watching them while they undress.
Aye Yall close the blinds i see the porch cracker
by Big Elote Juan o' Juan December 05, 2016

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The Caucasian equivalent of the porch-monkey.
Dang dat porch cracker always out on dat porch acting like day doin sumthin but ain't doin shit.
by descendant of porch-crackers January 21, 2012

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