Urban Dictionary: porch climbing

1.	porch climbing
	Adj. Canadian slang term. To be wasted or extremely Drunk, in the state of intoxication after having consumed many alcoholic beverages or other substances. Jessica: Did you see Dave last night? Amy: Is it any different from any other night? Jessica: He's just really into porch climbing, people respect him for that. He drank that fat frat kid under the table last week. Amy: That was insane! After college, though, that guy's going to need some serious rehab. Jessica: Won't we all. buy porch climbing mugs & shirts three sheets to the wind drunk dunkennessal alcoholic intoxication wasted college responsibility social climb rehab canadian by Lauren Lynch Apr 20, 2008 add a video