Bitchy Girls with the following:
*Blonde hair (real or fake, and not always blonde)

*fake-baked skin

*a closet filled with Abercrombie, Hollister, and similar designers/brands

*a holier-than-thou attitude

*a habit of manipulating (either their best friends or nerds)


*a lack of intelligence (there are some exceptions)

*athleticism (to sports that "matter", including cheerleading, soccer, gymnastics, and (for my town, at least) softball) and overall physical fitness

*emotional issues/family secrets that, if revealed, could ruin their reputation

*a seat in the middle of the cafeteria (or the seats furthest from the lunch aides), adjacent to the popular boys. Yet, these girls do not talk to the boys and prefer gossiping over one "nerdy" girl's new outfit or even about someone sitting in front of them

*a boyfriend sitting at the aforementioned popular boys table. The relationship usually only lasts about a few weeks. Middle school popular girls treat this relationship as if it were more serious and intimate, thus causing the boy to set his sights on someone else

*A jealousy streak for their ex's new flame, whoever it may be, even if it's their best friend

In the end, though, popular girls will usually go to an average (meaning academically average) college, where they will realize very quickly that popularity doesn't matter, if they haven't figured this out in High School. They will normally get a job to find out that they are working for the "nerdy" girl or boy that they used to pick on. They will lose their middle school and high school looks to find out that the ugly kids in middle school are modeling for GQ or dating a celebrity. Moral of the story: popularity doesn't matter.
*Middle School*
Brittany: OMG Lindsay look at poor ugly Michelle, what is that girl wearing?? She looks like she fell into the Goodwill store and slept there!!!! She wishes she was one of us popular girls!!
by nerdette and loving it! January 21, 2009
The bitch who thinks she controls your every move. Normally she is dizty and expects everyone to volunteer to be yet another tissue in the world she thinks revolves around her. But in the end she just snots all over you. She walks in the middle of the group and tries extra hard to sway her fat ass around to impress the boys. Either that or knock them out cold.

Shes the retarded one in class who is too busy passing notes, fixing her nails, and applying so much lipgloss to her overly used puckers so that they eventually look like a prune.

She has a tendancy to be late for class because she is too busy at her locker running her damn mouth about the girl right next to her, in the bathroom smudging more gunk on her face, or making out with the boy she just fuckin met.
Ha well that felt good. Note: Not all popular girls are like that (:
by Me:P July 22, 2009
The biggest female tools you will ever meet. They listen to Soulja Boy and Cobra Starship, shop at Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Aeropostale. Frequently use the words "Oh Em Gee" and "Totally." They will also bash on anybody that passes by them. They will try to make your life as miserable as possible. Brainwashed by Paris Hilton and love to brag about their new Blackberry Storm. The Popular Girls love texting, shopping, and anything that Barbie would like.
Brittany listens to pop and rap, shops at Abercrombie, and loves texting! That's why she's one of the popular girls.
by I'm right in front of you..... November 01, 2009
Snobs who enjoy ruining weird kids lives.
Popular girls are sluts at my school.
by Unpopular girl November 09, 2009
mercedes the popular girl's definition is all anyone needs to figure out why everyone hates the "popular girls." Most people who think they are "popular" are only that because they believe it. Normally, everyone hates popular girls, there are some exceptions, but not many.
Popular girl 1: Lyke, Oh mi gawd!!Did you see TRL yesterday?
Popular girl 2: Hellz yes!! That new Yellowcard video is like, so fetch!!111
by Nicole November 30, 2004
The term 'popular girls' is pretty inaccurate; they are infact 'girls who are evil but everyone pretends to like because they don't want to get beaten up', but that takes too long to say.
Identifying them is easy; you can see their make-up from outer space and they'll usually be talking about how they got off with the guy her 'best friend' is going out with. At parties they'll be the ones rolling on the floor off their faces on any form of alcohol they can get.
They hang around in groups of at least 3, I suspect this is because they are worried that if they wonder around they may be set upon by the entire year. They find it absolutely hilarious to terrorise everybody in school, (this includes the teachers).
Most of them are actually really insecure, however this means they just fish for compliments all the time and their so called friends climb over one another to suck up.
One day we shall destroy them, but until then they are best avoided by all.
Popular girl A; "OMG! Did you see C's hair, it looks SOOO cheap!"
Popular girl B; "OMG! I know, like, it is totally sad! And her boyfriend is such a LOSER!!"
Popular girl C; "Hi guys! Like my new heirdo?"
Popular girl A; "Oh it looks FABULOUS! And, by the way, I LOVE your boyfriend, he's so CUTE! Let's go bully the year 7's!"
This is why you should never attempt to become friends with popular girls. They will betray and humiliate you for their own amusement.
by One lunatic and her dog March 20, 2007
spoiled rich girls with new clothes.
Leroy had all the popular girls peeping around corners at him.
by anonymous March 04, 2005

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