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One who is ignorant in matters of pop culture. This is a general term which includes the Cinematard.
Heather - "Who's Britney Spears?"
Greta - "Girl, you are a real poptard if you don't know who Britney Spears is."
by Schween D'Borscht November 02, 2007
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Jake: I would totally poptard Andy. All he does is gallop around the halls of school all day.

Nick: Ya, totally.
by Happy Face Man September 27, 2008
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1. Someone who can't eat poptarts

2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.
Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!
Person 2: Poptard!

Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!
by LOLmonkey February 03, 2008
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a clever mix between retard and pop tart...because they go together so well
hey poptard, want a pop tart? No? You're gay.
by donald anderson January 13, 2010
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n. a person who is incapable of popping popcorn without it burning

adj. can be used to describe someone who has just failed at making popcorn- poptarded
James: Ugh, Sam is such a poptard. The whole place smells like burnt popcorn

Jack: Yo, why'd you burn the popcorn? You're totally poptarded.
by don'tyaknow2011 May 30, 2011
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an extremely peppy and probably very annoying retard. most likely eats a lot of poptarts
gosh jane, you're such a poptard!
oh my god that poptard is SOO annoyingly happy!
by shmane January 12, 2010
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Poptard(s) (pronounced: pop-tarts).

Those who constantly pop drugs such as ecstasy in relation to e-tards.
"Damn, he's a poptard, he pops everytime he goes to the club and at every party."
by GoodLifee December 16, 2009
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