Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca
"Stop talking like a poopentart, BGIE!"
by Peej Maybe August 20, 2003
Top Definition
A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.
Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!
by jiro August 14, 2003
When a retarded virgin looses her cherry it is called a "pop-tard"
by f4 July 31, 2003
A fanatical lover of pop style music.
"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"
by Codeh May 21, 2006
a kinder, gentlier name for retard
my group is full of poptards
by only one miguel July 19, 2006
Wildly influential pop celebrity with absolutely no intelligence. This is usually from the perspective of the parents of kids who listen to / emulate the tard in question.
I'm so glad that pop-tard Paris Hilton has dropped off the map. Now, if only we could do something about that Bieber kid...
by alfalfa31 July 23, 2010
A person, who lacks a basic understanding of popular culture.

Typically poptards are characterized by an lack of understanding or misunderstanding of all referential humor. This can ultimately alienate that person when outside his or her immediate friend group as the poptard lacks essential knowledge which can help them feign mutual interests when dating; this can be a serious problem unless of course the poptard is extremely good looking in which case everyone will pretends not to notice.
Guy: Wait, so you're telling me you've never seen any of the Star Wars films.

Girl: Yeah, I didn't have a TV at home when I was growing up.

Guy: That's crazy; so if I said "These aren't the droids your looking for" that has no meaning to you. You're a total poptard.

Girl: It's cool, I've seen the Family Guy versions now so I think I get it.

Guy: I've got a bad feeling about this...
by stax roth June 03, 2011
1. Someone who can't eat poptarts

2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.
Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!
Person 2: Poptard!

Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!
by LOLmonkey February 03, 2008

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