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2. poptard
A fanatical lover of pop style music.
"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"
1. poptard
A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.
Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!
by jiro Aug 14, 2003 add a video
3. poptard
a kinder, gentlier name for retard
my group is full of poptards
4. Poptard
n. a person who is incapable of popping popcorn without it burning

adj. can be used to describe someone who has just failed at making popcorn- poptarded
James: Ugh, Sam is such a poptard. The whole place smells like burnt popcorn

Jack: Yo, why'd you burn the popcorn? You're totally poptarded.
5. Poptard
Verb.

To shoot a retard.
Jake: I would totally poptard Andy. All he does is gallop around the halls of school all day.

Nick: Ya, totally.
6. Poptard
1. Someone who can't eat poptarts

2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.
Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!
Person 2: Poptard!

Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!
7. poptard
Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca
"Stop talking like a poopentart, BGIE!"
by Peej Maybe Aug 20, 2003 add a video
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