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9.
1. The word used by anyone born before 1925, when they miraculously hear what you are saying, and don't believe what they hear.

2. The shrivelled penis one develops after smoking too much opium*.

*source needed
1. What's that you say, sonny? You watch movies on your telephone?? Poppycock!

2. After binge-ing on opium for days, Johnny went to urinate only to find his Johnsonville Brat to be tiny and aardvark-like.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 05, 2009
 
1.
british term for bullshit
Take a step outside the city
And turn around
Take a look at what you are
It is revolting
You're really nowhere
So wasteful
So foolish
Poppycock
-Nirvana, "Turnaround"
by kelsey March 28, 2004
 
2.
1. Another word for nonsense. Or a polite way of saying something is bullshit.

2. A brand name snack food that consists of popcorn covered with caramel glaze and often has nuts such as pecans and almonds in it.
1. Pat said that aliens’ building the pyramids is poppycock.

2. Tina snuck some poppycock into the movie theater to snack on instead of buying some popcorn.
by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006
 
3.
1. Nonsense
2. Soft excrement
"James, that's a load of poppycock!"
by Otaku February 06, 2003
 
4.
1. A carmalized popcorn treat
2. Utter bullshit
3. A penis that makes popping noises
George W. Bush = poppy cock
by Nettled October 10, 2003
 
5.
From the Dutch 'pappy cack' - literal translation 'Soft Shit'.
"That is complete Poppycock!"
by Bruce November 23, 2004
 
6.
Of british origin meaning "bullshit"
"God, damn it jennifer,I am tired of you teaching kody such poppycock."
by M!K3 S^C^H^u^T^T^3^R June 25, 2003
 
7.
Is simply enough, a blowjob given while eating pop-rocks.
Dick: Jane, I want a poppycocks.

Jane: Mkay.. ::opens bag of pop rocks and pours into mouth.

Dick: awesome.
by Boredy Bored Bored June 20, 2010