a rural area with about 8,000 people in population. a shit hole. the most eventful thing to do here is go to the one movie theater, that only shows 4 movies a day. also, if you REALLY feel like partying.. there is a bowling alley.

A more appropriate name for Columbia, Maryland. A boring pre planned city in Howard County, Maryland with an oppressive police department littered by the sprawl of cookie cutter homes and soccer mom's in SUV's, pushing $1000 strollers and popping pain killers and sedatives while sucking down their lattes.

A small town in Ohio on Lake Erie, population just under 10,000. Full of boats, sailboats, yuppies, hippies, stoners, upper class, middle class, hillbillies, and gangster wannabes since it's close to Lorain (a ghetto city). Has a lot of farm land, cow shit, Alpacas, motorcycles, and families. Great town to raise your kids...but there is a growing pill-popping epidemic. Everyone smokes pot, drinks beer, loves the outdoors, firepits, beaches, bonfires, loves sports, and bitches about the economy. Crime rate is like 2%...mostly due to intoxication lol.

Someone who has a very loud and outrageous voice and likes to think that they are the toughest customer around town. What he really doesn't know is that he is actually very insecure due to his passionate love he feels for his girlfriend (who is very hot). Sometimes they like to crawl on all fours and stick their rear ends into the air while howling like a hyena. The only way to stop them from doing this is to have them beaten into submission by their spouse. Begnidos also tend to have very quick tempers and are often referred to as mad bros.

When your gut hangs over the waist of your pants and out the bottom of your ill-fitting shirt. Named after the town of Welland, Ontario Canada

Perfect description of a Meadowbrookian: Daddy's Girl/ Boy... Given way too many things... Always popping the newest clothes, hottest designer bag, and DONT FORGET THE TIFFANY's! Life's always a big ass party... life is too short to live quietly!... Driving around in the newest Car... Living in a McMansion... OH and the constant TRIPS around the world!!!! (We must be at Paris, Milan, London, Madrid.. Daaaahling!) GUYS in this little upscale town party too hardy.. get a bit too drugged up.. and are drunk every weekend... Don't dare compare us to MEADOWBROOK APARTMENTS!...such an understatement of the high flyin people we are! It would just be PLAIN RUDE too commit such a horror! AND of course we can NOT be compare to the other dangling little towns sharing the 19046, (ie. Rockledge)

Darien is a small town in Connecticut known for its population of preppy teenagers who insisit on popping their collars, wearing uggs boots with mini skirts and driving Jeep Grand Cherokees in various shades of blue. On weekends, Darieners often find themselves taking road trips to Portchester, NY or "pocho" because it is the only place that will really sell them beer. Then they go to lame house parties which are broken up by the police in less than hour because the entire police force has nothing better to do than break up teenage drinking parties; Darien doesn't haev real crime, only places like Stamford or Norwalk do. When they do travel to such "ghettoes" they listen to their rap music (50 cent) too loud and lock their car doors in fear of getting mugged. D-baggers, or Darieners are outrageously wealthy and every teenager's dream. They live a fantasy life in a bubble unlike anywhere else. Their waterfront property with the oversized SUVs in the driveway is home to them and even when they say they hate it, they love it, they eat it up and wish they could return whenever they leave. Darieners, despite their lacking sense of reality, have more pride than New Canaan and Greenwich combined (and more money too!)