The Pope is characterized as the personification of evil.

More accurately, a vessel of shape-shifting fecal matter directly puppeteered by Satan.

It's been recently demonstrated that, through a process that still baffles scientists, fecal tectonics control all observable bodily movement. New and stunningly accurate instruments have pioneered previously unattainable readings around his bodily orifices, verifying his long suspected composition.

The Pope is the Bishop of Rome, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church, and the head of state of Vatican city.

His position delivers a powerful stigma to the otherwise respectable position of "Mob boss".

Global mob boss, the current pope, Benedict XVI, was friends with late fascist Nazi, Kurt Waldheim, former head of the United Nations.

The papacy is the bottom line of fascism.

In 1933, Vatican’s secretary of state, Cardinal Eugenio Pacelli (the future Pope Pius XII), and Germany’s vice chancellor, Franz von Papen, signed a concordat between the Holy See and the German Reich.

The papacy, in bed with the Nazis, is the Zionist movement and the lordship of the Republicans.
The Pope displays his utmost faith by riding around in a bullet-proof vehicle.
by GeniusSloth September 08, 2008
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A holy dude witha cool hat and bullet-proff golf cart
I like the pope, the pope smokes dope.
by King Kong December 21, 2003
An awesome guy that rides aroud in a Pope mobile because he got shot. He actually went to prison and personally forgave the guy that shot him. Thats love.
The pope is the "godfather" of the catholic church
by mrs yuck March 31, 2005
Dude who tells people not to use condoms so we can have more brats running around and STD's will become more a part of our lives than it is already.
Pope: Dont use condoms or jesus will cry and god will kill a kitten.

Random Dude: But I have 7 kids and 8 STD's.

Pope: No matter you will be rewarded in heaven for your holiness
by Giant Sea Squirrel September 17, 2010
The leader of the Roman Catholic Church. He has the power to appoint and remove church leaders, including the electors in the College of Cardinals.
The Pope has dedicated his life to serving God.
by Nicolai March 30, 2004
An elderly unmarried white dude that walks around with a hat and a robe for his own pleasure, and then tells you being gay is wrong.
Person #1: The Pope just said that a 30-year-old unmarried long-haired bearded carpenter loves me.
Person #2: Jesus christ!
Person #1: Yeah, that's the one.
by Bolbolator August 02, 2008
1. a pretty fuckin cool guy. he yelled at president Pussy Bush.

2. cool enough to get a bullet proff golf cart and name it "the pope mobile"

3. some guy whos not athiest.
1. YOU! YOU WENT TO WAR!

2. TO THE BAT CAVE, THEN..THE POPE MOBILE!

3. Love ya god
by Mizz. Ashley Brooke April 07, 2005
He used to be in the Hitler Youth.
Dude, did you know the Pope used to be a Nazi?
by Godden™ April 18, 2007

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