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Basically, a Popanov is a small fat man who wears his trousers up to his greasy sagging tits which thus produces a muffin-top. Popanov's menstruate every 5 days through the sweat glands in their scrotal dominion. They like to fuck kitchen appliances at extremely obtuse angles in a sport aptly named as 'obtuse angling'. Infact, Papadov Popanov holds the world record for 'obtuse angling' from a copious 178 degrees.
Mother and son walking down the street:
Son: Mummy whats that small round thing that smells like shit on the road side?
Mother: DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGIN YOU DIRTY LITTLE POPANOV CUNT!!!
by Minkton March 18, 2008

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